Sometimes you have to let the sky be big and everything else be small

Almond milk is a deeply unsatisfying venture

Don’t find out the hard way that your dental insurance is shitty

Self care is moisturizing your boobs

Grab your boob, just one tho, that’s your safety boob

Stay up all night and go to the predawn gym to see your own death firsthand

Spend the new year covered in blood and glitter

It’s amazing what you can accomplish with a machete and some determination

I can’t think of a phrase less pleasant than “bunny chunks”

It always takes longer and costs more than you were expecting

Eating things you enjoy will not ruin you.

Don’t change yourself to fit clothes, instead realize that clothes & clothing sizes are bullshit

Sometimes you just need to read excessive amounts of fanfiction. 

Don’t try to call tech support when you’re already in physical pain. 

Don’t use racist media to try to justify other racist media.